You're welcome.1) How would they have removed Graham’s tight denim shorts would they still be recognisable as denim shorts?
Ants of all sizes are very adept with their front legs. They would be able to remove the shorts in one piece. They would be recognizable.
2) Where would they start to tear David’s tight jeans off of him?
Because they are so flexible with their limbs, the ants would be able to unsnap/unzip the jeans and use their jaws and legs to pull them off.
3)Did the Queen ant eat all four of the guy’s man hoods etc . . . . .?
The nurse ants are in charge of caring for the queen, the eggs, and larvae. their only purpose in life is to make sure their queen is healthy and happy so she can keep laying eggs. Because of that, they chose to only feed her the choice morsels from two of the guys on this day. They completed her meal with internal organs (liver, kidneys, etc.) to provide a balance of nutrients. The other manhoods will be served to her on another day.
4) Once the worker/soldier ants had finished sorting the meat of the guys into piles. What would be left?
Everything but the bones and hair would serve as food. The worker ants would be in charge of keeping the nest clean, so they would carry out to the jungle what was inedible. A search party might find the clothing, bones, and hair in a pile on the jungle floor. Or perhaps, some scavenger animal would consume the bones, leaving only hair and clothing to be found.
5) From which of the four guys, Graham, *****, ***** and David do you think the queen ant would have got the best meal of genitals from?
Well, I may not be the best judge of that, but I would guess it might be Graham.