Hi I'm Dr. Phil
Can I ask your first name?
No, absolutely not
HIV is not transmitted this way
Yes I am
There is 0% chance of HIV
absolutely nothing to worry about
you are fine
no absolutely not
If you get stuck with a needle from an HIV infected person the chances of infection are only 3/1000
so the risk with all these other exposures is even lower.
very very unlikely
I think your anxiety regarding HIV is severe
But you have nothing to worry about
nothing to worry about in both cases
you are okay
just relax and enjoy the rest of the weekend
you are welcome :)
would you be so kind as to rate me positive before leaving?
I greatly appreciate it